French toast with whole
bread slice French fried
like a cholesterol hug
from an elderly Hobbit
with unbearable beer breath
and a raging thirst
And still nothing happened
At the same time
a bell rang and
there stood the most
hideous dragon ever seen
beautiful, yet terrible troglodyte
, digital camo all over
A troglodyte dragon, what
became of the fair
lady who carelessly summoned
the enchanted mistral hitherward
who upon his lute
plucked, while Rome burned
and sang the most